“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

ihuggedmikeyway:

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

watching tv shows online

me

I just need to check something

casisindeansass:

ehehehelokid:

Reblog this if you find Misha Collins attractive. Want to prove to my friend that he is.

how can

someone think

this man

isn’t

Attractive?

tags: ffr,

pizza:

graffeti:

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!

(Source: foodnun)

unfollower:

no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused

thechocolatebrigade:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 5. Paint top coat if desired.

tags: ffr,

twoearsandaheart:

so what i’m getting from my dashboard is that zachary quinto and chris pine skipped the dramatic love affair and hollywood marriage and honeymoon periods and moved straight to being old married grandpas together, complete with combovers and Mr. Rogers sweaters and fierce scrabble competitions and reminiscences over scrapbooks.

(Source: nyotas)

thatfunnyblog:

chroniclesofpanem:

“the average person receives 41 texts per day”

Funny Stuff you like?

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

You are now a timelord

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

gallifreyantimelady:

gallifreyantimelady:

my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react

he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”

— Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale (via qoldlush)

(Source: greekg0ds)

tags: ffr,

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest